File this under "good news" or "finally!" or or "really?":"The Flying Scissors" will be released by Warner Bros. digital (through Gravitas) on March 1, 2010. Awesome! Amazing! Astounding! Alliteration! But, uh, what does that actually mean? Well, it means that you, your friends and people six-degrees away from or Kevin Bacon will be able to check out the film. It will be released on over 100 outlets, including some sweet gigs like Video-On-Demand with Time Warner Cable and Comcast and that newfangled intenet-thing at places like Itunes and Amazon. So basically, you will be able to order the movie the same way you order porn. Cross that off my bucket-list.
PS. Is it legal to refer to a 90-minute movie about Rock Paper Scissors with a subplot about an overzealous Coin Toss Consotrium as a "film." It feels kind of illegal. I try to convince myself it's high-brow and deserves the "film" moniker but at the end of the day, isn't it really just a movie about how macaroni salad can result in uncontrollable bowel movements?
PPS. Getting a release date must be what it's like for a mother-to-be to get a due date. Minus the morning sickness.
